really dad

We are about to go to church and my dad wanted to shave.  So he did some funny styles.  His ones were pretty funny.  But then he did...     a mustache.  I said I would pay him $5 if he would go to church with it.  Mom said $5 if he didn't.  He said he would go to church looking like a goofball, I didn't pay him $5 because he said I didn't need to.  so now he is going to church looking like a goofball.  By Ben.